Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Makes it tough to get a date

Makes it tough to get a date when

1. You are a hunter nightelf. Most nightelfs are all peace, love and puppies and there you are with blood on your hands while you are slaying and skinning animals.

2. You are in Zangarmarsh. You have mushrooms growing between your toes and your pants are wet.

3. You have a pet. You have a pet in Zangarmarsh. You both smell like wet cat and mold.

Cynishade is so not getting the love

4 comments:

Khol Drake said...

He could always date an undead...I mean, I can't imagine they have much of a sense of smell, anyway, and I would imagine smell a touch worse...

Just a thought...

Rabbit Stew said...

Ach!!

DeadRabbit is at this very moment looking for a spare leg bone to beat you about the head with.

She smells very purty...like grave dust and old roses. Certainly not like moldy nightelf toes.

/grin

Castlereagh said...

lol

Khol Drake said...

Well, then she would be the exception, 'cause, really, have you SMELLED Undercity??