Mother's Day Conundrum

Mother's Day is this Sunday. So as any good Forsaken should be doing, I'm trying to get a good gift for our dear ol' mum, Sylvanas Windrunner.

But what to get for the girl who already is a master of demon magic? And more importantly, how to make sure that your gift doesn't piss off someone who can turn you into a puddle of goo?

Here's the list of potential gifts I've come up with so far:

1. A megaphone for the Banshee Queen. Banshee's are keeners and screamers, so a little help in broadcasting the yelling? Or would it be seen as an insult? Like she can't work up enough wind on her own for a proper Banshee Caterwaul?

2. A chemistry set. Check it out this baby is a dozy. I think this kit could definitely work up a plague to take out humanity. But is Sylvnanas going to want to mess around in the lab? Maybe she's more of an "out in the field, killing the Scourge" kind of woman?

3. A padded saddle. Have you seen one of those skeletal horse rides? That is a bony and painful ride. Why not a little padding? Or would it sound like I was calling her a wimp with a soft tushie?

Oof! Gift giving is hard. Maybe I'll just get her a pretty rock.