Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Cyn, a mullet doesn't make you Snake

Cynishade:

Solid Snake would be so proud of me.

I grabbed an orange box like Snake would have and the demons in Shadowmoon Valley did not have a clue!

Okay I was hating on my Jane Fonda headband. But Snake wears one 'cept he calls it a sweatband. And everyone thinks he is dead sexy.....................I'll tell the truth, I'm seriously considering a mullet. Me with a Snakish mullet would transform that headband into a sweatband. Am I right or am I right?

And the Blood Elfs would stop sniggering at me.

Dude, mullet FTW!!

Here's my Solid Snake moment:

6 comments:

Khol Drake said...

Only Snake can actually get away with a mullet and headband look. Especially with his new pornstache...

Pilar Stewart said...

@khol drake man, I can not believe they gave Snake the mustache. ach!! it's awful. the mullet and headband actually worked...the mustache just looks like food is caught in it.

Shawn said...

Maybe that's why he has it: food is scarce in the jungle.

"Mmmm, I'll save these crumbs for tomorrow."

Khol Drake said...

Fuller has a point...I mean, eating raw snakes for health cannot be, erm, healthy... Saving food in the pornstache just makes sense...

Plus there's that bit about trying to make him look older and everyone knows that facial hair adds ten years...

Rabbit Stew said...

@fuller and khol drake
you know, I'm not thinking...it's all about survival, it ain't about looking purty.

But couldn't he have gone with a beard? That probably would have caught more food and not looked as stupid.

Khol Drake said...

Beards do catch more food than pornstaches do. I know mine does...

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