Saturday, March 8, 2008

He Pays Rent: Meet the Squirrel


To: Boss Girl

From: Squirrel

Re: Rent

Okay, yeah I know, "technically" I've been renting your insides. And since you don't seem partial to the nuts the way that I am, I've got a deal for you. I'm a handy fellow (Trisfal Glades' Champion Acorn Picker three years running!). And I've taken up Engineering. I could make you some really cool stuff.

Like Goggles or .....Bombs!...or an army of Mechanical Squirrels to do your bidding!!

Whaddya say? Can I stay????

(oh and I will stop storing the nuts inside the apartment...I realize that it was weighing you down...sorry)

--Chester

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