All right, you'll be wanting to take a left at the next light

Howdy folks,

Some of ya came here on purpose. But some of you may have been a bit confused when ya got here.

So I'm putting on my cop hat and the white gloves and directing the bottlenecked traffic:

1. Who is Zendulo? Funny, nerdy chick who makes great YouTube videos. Here is her YouTube page.

2. Poxer Puppy? Took me a moment but I figured this baby out. You're are looking for "Boxer Puppy" My advice? Get a cat. They are cooler and cuter and funnier.

3. Play free raven rabbits game? Wow, this one had me stumped. Tried to fool the traffic cop didja? No luck, I gotcha an answer: Hewitt, a free point and click web game that has a rabbit level and a raven level. Ha! and double ha!

4. And for all the variations of "naked girl shower room" inquiries, please go here.

It's not yet Wednesday but here's O-Z

The Order of the Stick: Stick figures battling it out D&D style. Not WoW but again feels like it should be. (Anybody else think that Dark Legacy Comic's artwork is kinda like Order of the Stick's?)

Oxhorn’s moovies: Oxhorn doth speak the truth, ya chakin blit.

Penny Arcade: All bow before the brilliance that is Penny Arcade: gaming commentary with integrity.

Planet Fargo: Better Gnomes and Gardens The Orcish Martha Stewart. However I'm not sure if I should take the following as a compliment or not: "But let's talk bones, 'cuz that's the good stuff/Hang 'em everywhere! Too many's not enough." He ain't talkin' 'bout the undead is he?, the chakin blit!!

PvP online: Bringing you gaming humor since 1998. Plus there is a panda...what's not to love?

The Scout Report: Ratshag put a spot light on this comic and we should all thank the funny mugger fugger.

Shakes & Fidget: Why, you ask, does it start with episode 23? Because originally this baby was put out in german, kids. Get buffed is hosting the english version. But, we can haz translation 1-22, plz?

Sockpuppet Asylum: a group of college age gamers. Some WoW content.

Socks and Barney: is "is a daily online comic strip looking at the presidential nomination and election process through the most appropriate lens available: buttsniffing, dumb animals." Doesn't sound very WoW does it? HA! I got your WoW content right here. Plus he calls Mary Lincoln Todd a steampunk cyborg. Biting political commentary, old school comic style, historical references and a bit of WoW...you can take me now, I'm happy.

Tales from the Lion’s Pride Inn: High epic D&D crossed with film noir WoW adventure comic.

That’s the World of Warcraft that you play: Put out by Beckman Movie Productions. The kid is damn clever, he's also the brains behind Azerothian Super Villians.

teh Gladiators: A Horde WoW Arena Comic.

World of Fellowship of the Ringcraft: Oh gosh, I cried this made me laugh so hard. From You're the Man Now, Dog, they have more WoW stuff here.

World of Warcraft Community Comic page: Here be an index of the World of Warcraft submissions to the monthly comic contest, yea verily.

World of Zach: lots of promises on his blog. No content yet but let's choose to believe him. Come on guys, do you believe? Let's all clap our hands and save Zach. /pleased with self at Peter Pan reference.

WowBash: snippets of WoW chat saved for posterity. Plus "Your battle prowess is nothing compared to mine!"

Xkcd: Stick figures making really intelligent funnies. You have been warned: "Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors)"

Wait! It's Tuesday. Here's E-N

Erfworld: is about "a depressed pudgy strategy gamer gets zapped into a fantasy world" and Time likes it. Okay, so it's not a WoW webcomic but it's kinda like one, no?

Equinox: Defender of the Horde: This gem of a webcomic is no longer in production. But you have three years of back issues to read. Equinox: Defender of the Horde! Master of the Blades! Prolific Womanizer! Poet Extrodinaire!

Extra Life: "A great home for video game players, comic lovers, geek livers, and all around pop culture freaks"...since 2001

The Flaming Ruby: Site is being updated. But it is suppose to be funny. And no rabbits are being harmed in its production.

Flintlock: Imagine Big Red Kitty with quite a few screws loose.

GG : a monthly WoW web comic...and its funny...you'll laugh.

Grim Tales from Down Below is based on the The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy but not really. It's a bit darker. And it's on this list, because IF there was a webcomic about the undead, it would totally look like this. Oh and because it is fantastic

GU Comics: Since 2000, a gamer's webcomic...and ever so often they have a WoW panel.

The Guild: YouTube series. You must have already seen this, right? 'cause if you haven't...go...go right now.

Hammar of Grammar: Has the best first panel ever: "oh aye, an' all the sex at parties"

The Hunter’s Mark Hmmm, what to say? Do more, please?

Karazhan Bingo Kestrel first gave me a head's up about this fantastic blog and deserves the credit /clap.

Leeroy Jenkins: Even if you don't play WoW, you've seen this video. And I still laugh.

Looking for Group: I heart Richard the Warlock.

Mac Hall: The site is getting tweaked but here's the lowdown--college age gamers. Wait have we heard that one before? Yes, and it's still funny.

MadCow-Studios: It's something like Weird Al Yankovic parodies WoW on YouTube. Got it?

Messy Cow: WoW Manga about a Female Tauren. Okay we HAVEN'T heard that one before and it's funny.

Monkey Punchers: Day in the life of a gamer...new kid on the block but I loves him for this mage comic.

Moonkin Flowchart: Pretty darn cute and its a flowchart.

The Noob: A non-WoW webcomic set in a WoW like universe.

Not Another Warlock Nerf writes a good blog and has some good funnies: Do You Know How Hard it is to Play a Warlock? and Chuck Norris Plays a Lock

What's so funny about Monday? A-D

So, I thought I'd take a look around the Internet and see what sort of WoW-related humor I could find. Sheesh....there's a lot out there. A-lot! So here is A-D of what I found.

(This list is heavy on webcomics, lite on Youtube, etc.)

Action Trip: is a general gaming news site. However ever so often they post a comic and some of them are wow-related.

The Adventures of Blanc: An Allliance-side webcomic. I will forgive the artist for "blaming the rabbit."

The Adventures of Disgraph T. Dwarf: Another Alliance-side webcomic. And another artist with issues about rabbits. Come 'ere guys...let a bunny give a thug a hug.

The Adventures of Superheroman: A webcomic covering the Alliance and the Horde. I haven't found any evidence of bunny issues. Meglomania yes, bunnies no.

Adventures with Play: Blogging *and* comics *and* commentary. oooh we like.

AppleGeeks: Webcomic about a group of college age friends...who are gamers. Which means ever so often you get a WoW related post. But read this even though it is lite on WoW, the artwork and writing is great.

Awkward Zombie: Another talented bugger: webcomics, flash comics, artwork...wowza! Just started playing WoW, so there is some WoW content.

Big Blue Dress: It's a robe...or a kilt...you could call it a kilt.

Blizzplanets list of WoW Easter Eggs: Nope we ain't talking about Noble Garden eggs but these kinda eggs.

By Way of Booty Bay: Really distinctive artwork...worth reading even though there's areoles right in the eye...ouch.

Blizzard Commercial: Jean-Claude Van Damme: Originally saw this on BRK's site and one of the commenters provides a translation...sweet!

Blizzard Commercial: Mini-Me: Ouch...why...why did Blizzard pick Verne Troyer to portray a mage. I assure you that I do not pee in corners (see Surreal Life 4 or don't. Actually...don't).

Blizzard Commercial: Mr. Shatner: Over-emoting!

Blizzard Commercial: Mr. T: Mohawk!

Chuck Norris Jokes: For when you absolutely must spam trade chat.

Daily Graffiti/Manic Graffiti: Good stuff and the artist does commissions of your WoW toons. Um, how cool is that?

Dangers of World of Warcraft: A take on a 1950s comic "The Dangers of Alcohol." Can't find the artist of the WoW remake...but whomever they are...they are brilliant.

Dark Legacy Comics: Consistently funny. A guild's adventures in Azeroth kinda thing.

Ding!: Horde-side webcomic. Beans and Broccoli, ftw!

Dragontouched: A true Swords and Sorcery WoW adventure.

It wasn't mine neither

No way it could have been me

and good golly ms. molly, I would have been surprised IF it had been.

Real World Etiquette

Hey folks,
This is me. As in not DeadRabbit or Chester but the secretary who's been writing this all down. And I have a real-life story to relay. Hot of the presses, kids. This happened to me just two days ago.

I am not an athelete. But I have a friend who is an ex-athlete. She's convinced me to go to the gym with her to exercise. I was not prepared for "locker room" etiquette. There be rules. And there be rules that are up for debate. For instance, a rule that is up for interpretation is "how does one walk from the locker to the shower room?" Some girls take that walk buck naked. And then there is the crowd, myself included, that wrap a towel around themselves. A firm rule? When you are in the shower stall with the flimsy curtain that doesn't quite cover the opening, you do not look in someone else's stall. Firm rule....never broken. There might be a glance to see if a stall is occupied but that's it.

This story concerns a rule I thought was a firm rule. Never to be broken. Inviolate. Ach! Not so.....

Two days ago, my friend and I were in the locker room post work-out. And I decided to use the sauna. The rule about the sauna room? You don't chit-chat in there. Unless you are just entering at which point you can nod at someone or, if you are members of the same team, you can talk to each other. But otherwise, silence and sweating.

I walked up to the sauna room and I should have KNOWN that trouble was heading towards me. Because there was a woman in there with her leg propped up on a stool. Yes, get the image in your head: she was standing in a small sauna room, buck naked, with one leg propped up on a stool. She was AIRING her nether regions. What???? Airing of the nether regions???? NO! No, that is so not allowed. But my back hurt and my friend was behind me, so I walked into the sauna room anyway and took a seat.

And this girl turns around and starts to chit chat. A lot. What???? Stop...stop talking. You were just airing yourself and now you are talking to me????? Ach! I am handling this....I'm polite...but inside my head I'm screaming, "no, no, no." Finally, my friend says, "we should take a shower." Okay DO NOT CUE cheezy porn music. She did not mean "we" as in some sort of group shower. She meant we as in everyone in their individual stalls. But I wasn't sure this girl knew what she meant. Because she nodded and started to head toward the showers.

I stalled. I gave her a couple of minutes in the shower room. When I figured I was safe I went in. And then I heard (because lord knows I didn't look)...I heard her blowing her nose in the shower. Yes, blowing her nose in the shower...with volume....and substance.

I died. Literally. Right there. Take me now because there is no reason to go on.

--Rabbit, Girl Friday extraordinaire, who did not die but has lived to tell the tale.

For more, gym/bathroom/public "private space" etiquette, you should really check out A View From Behind's take on the matter.

Mail Fraud

I guess Gold Farmers have a new tactic: why spam or farm when you can just rummage in the mailboxes of Azeroth?

Tried telling the guy that I wasn't making THAT much on the AH but he just kept digging. I am going to be so pissed if my copy of this month's Daxe Fifth Avenue catalog is gone....grrrrrr!

Visual Pun

See? Hehehehe. Maybe its not quite Fio worthy. But....get it? Dead Rabbit next to DeadRabbit...bwahahahahaha.

Separated at Birth

Dead Rabbit:

"Who can make the Scarlet Crusade cry with her smile?
Who can take a low-level quest and suddenly make it seem worthwhile?
Well it's you girl, and you should know it
With each frost bolt and every little polymorph you show it

Alliance is all around, no need to waste it
You can have Ironforge, why don't you take it
You're gonna make it after all
You're gonna make it after all

How will you make it on your own?
Thank god you've got a guild and aren't alone
But it's time you started (un) living
It's time you let instances do the giving

Alliance is all around, no need to waste it
You can have Ironforge, why don't you take it
You're gonna make it after all
You're gonna make it after all"

Dead Rabbit is feeling pretty spunky these days: level 9, engineering as a profession, and she just polymorphed a bat into a sheep. Rabbit, you are going to make it after all.