Punks or Preps?

Cynishade:

Yeah, I made my way out of Zangermarsh. Dude, my pants have dried out but I can't get that funky mold smell out of my shoes. And Ajax is making that sad kitty meow that says, "I freaking smell like a toad's bathroom!! Dude!!!" It's really bumming us out.

But I'm not writing 'cause of my smelly shoes or Ajax's pitiful meows:

I'm in Outland and I haven't figured out which group to join.

You haven't been to Shattrah yet? Dude, it's like high school, I'm so not kidding. You have to choose a gang: Scryers or Aldor. I mean I've got Ajax and he's definitely my best friend. But he's a cat. Sometimes you want to talk to people. Go to parties. Have a drink with a girl. You know. And in Shattrah, if you are going to hang out, you gotta join.

So I'm trying to figure it out. The Scryers seem cooler. More bad ass. More punk. The Aldors seem a bit more prissy. More uptight. More preppy. But I'm not going to go superficial in this case. Yeah I'd like to be cool like the Scryers but it looks like the Aldors throw better parties.

Here's my list of reasons for joining the Aldor's

1. Per WowWiki, 67.16 of BM hunters join the Aldor's. Almost 75%...yup, all the hunter cool kids are Aldor

2. The Aldor platform has a tunnel straight to Nagrand. Easy access to hunting grounds.

3. Moopy says that AP is more important than +crit. Yup I don't know what that means neither but it sounds convincing, huh?

4. Gitr Knows WoW and he says Aldor is for hunters

5. The Aldors have stuff you can sport that says you are one of them that are pretty nifty. I think I'm going to get the Lightwarden's Band.

Yeah I know that there are hunters out there that could give better reasons. Spell it out in numbers for ya. I'm just a simple Nightelf Hunter with a cool cat. I shoot things. And even though Blood Elf Scryer chicks are hot (capital H on that one), I'm going to go Aldor.