Friday, April 11, 2008

Are all nightelfs chatty and bouncy?


So I wasn't always secretary to DeadRabbit.

Nope, I had to work my way up the corporate ladder. I came in at an entry-level position: assistant to a Nightelf Hunter. Poor thing, Cynishade was about as clueless as I was. But a good natured, bouncy fellow.

Anyway, thought I'd relay a story that happened to Cynishade.

So he'd made it Duskwood. He was use to the peace, love and sunshine of Teldrassil. Duskwood is a creepy place and our little elf was a bit spooked. Another nightelf comes up, and without even saying, "Dude, how ya doing? Miss the home town?", asks to group. Okay, so he's a little rude but Cyni is feeling the need of some company and says "sure!"

Well that's all the elf says to Cyni and turns and starts walking up the road towards the graveyard. Cyni shrugs and follows in silence. It's a long road and there's no talking.

Do they go to the graveyard? No. They turn left and start heading towards Stranglethorn Vale. Um...okay, Cyni was going to Stranglethorn Vale after he'd finished up business in Duskwood so why not go a little early?

And still the silence. Nothing from the other elf. Normally Cynishade would have started up a conversation but, at this point, it's kinda weird that the other elf isn't saying anything so Cyni's gonna wait it out.

Once a ways into Stranglethorn, our silent elf just turns off into the jungle. At this point, Cyni pipes up, "um dude, there's tigers here...and uh, well, this IS a jungle...what are we doing?"

Our silent elf turn and finally speaks, "I want to kill humans."

Seriously, that's what he said. No lie. What????

Cyni is quickly hearthing as he says, "Oh gosh, man, that's cool but I forgot...there's a phone call I need to take...and...well good luck with that"

Way to really creep out an already spooked lil' Nightelf.

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